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I have recently subscribed to a House and Home magazine that's been filled with tips for Spring Cleaning. As a result, I've started rearranging things in my place, in the quest for a New Me through a New, Organised Home for this Spring.

What I've achieved so far:

- Arranged all my books by colour of the spine in a rainbow. I had to throw out all the books with covers that didn't fall into the ROYGBIV categories, particularly the pink and brown ones because they offended me.

- Arranged my spices in order of increasing particle sizes. So I have garlic powder down one end, and garlic granules down the other. It's extremely satisfying.

- Decanted all of my shampoo and conditioner into separate bottles, because apparently this makes them ~classier~. All this has achieved has me being unable to tell them apart, so sometimes I end up with super smooth hair in the morning instead of clean hair because it's bad to follow up conditioner with shampoo.

- Turned my shoes upside down for better storage.

- Stacked items sideways in the pantry instead of vertically. I like to think about the compaction of my food items over time as I pull out the packet of pasta from the bottom of the pile. However, this has saved significant space and now I have space for my daily collection of jagabee.

I have at least 10 more things I want to tackle, I'm feeling so refreshed and organised. Highly recommend. A+

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No, I think it's still strange to people who know me.

i suppose that it is its own way to be.

So. Toast or english muffins?

what are you putting on them? if you want to know about english things i think there are others who are more known with them than me.

I want to put tinned tuna on them. Or baked beans.

you should remove the tuna from the can. the baked beans too. i guess you will put on both and say it is nice, but do not put on both the cans. bits will fall off faster.

Do people normally eat the tin as well as the tuna in it? Have I been doing things wrong my whole life?

no. bits have not fallen off, so you can tell.

What are these bits you speak of?

i do not think i want to look up more specific. ~~you could probably do nipples and loins, though.~~

Nono, you have to be more specific so I know exactly what symptoms to look out for. Should I take it seriously if my kidney suddenly erupts from my back to fall on the floor? Would that be related to this?

if you are eating the cans i think the problem would already be in the mouth, but maybe your stomach will be cut and you will die. i think kidney is more for things that are to drink.

My stomach walls are protected by An-chan's hair grease, it's all fine. It can take anything.

i think that is a thing used for style? i suppose the hair is on the head, which is not so far from the mouth, so as far as strange things you do goes, it is close to normal. i hope you asked an-chan before eating though.

if you are need a doctor at some point, i think irie-san has studied medicine.

No that's hair wax. Hair grease is the stuff that builds up when you don't wash your hair. Tiny Tachibanana put it in all her valentine's chocolate.

i think the gift is personalised for your tastes. an-chan seems very kind. i am still not sure you should eat the can, but maybe you will be fine if you want. maybe starting with the lids to make sure you do not die too much, i would not know. i have never eaten can.

Oops, this is getting tiring and no longer funny.

Suggestions 4 u:
- Improve reading comprehension OR
- Learn when a topic is dead and move on