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I have recently subscribed to a House and Home magazine that's been filled with tips for Spring Cleaning. As a result, I've started rearranging things in my place, in the quest for a New Me through a New, Organised Home for this Spring.

What I've achieved so far:

- Arranged all my books by colour of the spine in a rainbow. I had to throw out all the books with covers that didn't fall into the ROYGBIV categories, particularly the pink and brown ones because they offended me.

- Arranged my spices in order of increasing particle sizes. So I have garlic powder down one end, and garlic granules down the other. It's extremely satisfying.

- Decanted all of my shampoo and conditioner into separate bottles, because apparently this makes them ~classier~. All this has achieved has me being unable to tell them apart, so sometimes I end up with super smooth hair in the morning instead of clean hair because it's bad to follow up conditioner with shampoo.

- Turned my shoes upside down for better storage.

- Stacked items sideways in the pantry instead of vertically. I like to think about the compaction of my food items over time as I pull out the packet of pasta from the bottom of the pile. However, this has saved significant space and now I have space for my daily collection of jagabee.

I have at least 10 more things I want to tackle, I'm feeling so refreshed and organised. Highly recommend. A+

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It'll bring out my eyes. I actually low-key want one with cats on it. We should go together Tiny Tachibanana, go pick out a flattering apron.

Oops, I don't have a camera. Maybe I'll draw a picture for you.

~~Why do you insist on calling me that?~~ One with cats would actually super cute. I may have seen one with a black cat.♥️

Go ahead Van Gogh.

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God I'm such an artist.

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...You should switch majors. I see a great future for you.

It's my secret calling. I'm planning on pursuing it as a side career while I play with numbers otherwise. Maybe merge the two loves together into some sexy and logical.

Math is gross. I am okay with offending you.

I thought it was only like once a week or something. Or was that something else?

Are we talking about embarrassing each other?

Gosh golly, maybe I do need to use those memory training books Sanada's offering me.

Oh please do, I'm sure it would help with so much.

I might even be able to remember where I saw that book about the cat sex the other day.

Why would you need that book?

I like learning new facts. Like the other day, I was learning how to peel ginger.

Did you know that the banana is going extinct?

I thought it was just one type of banana that was being threatened? I hope so, where else shall I get my hearty serving of potassium every day?

Don't look at me. Only in name am I one.

Well, I'd hate to reject an idea before I try it. I suppose I could give you a nibble, Tiny Banana-chan

Please no walking dead scenarios in the bookshop. I recommend you buy some pills.

Will you ever get tired of calling me tiny?

What about in the alleyway outside the bookshop?

I like that you have no objection to being called Banana-chan

I'd like to not have a chunk taken out of my arm. I need it for work.

I would prefer you call me An-chan but we both know at this point you won't do that.

Anana-chan

So I've turned into a pineapple?

Yes. Tiny Anana-chan.

I'll take it, I guess. Are you that amused?

On the inside. I continue be dead looking on the outside.

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