Questions for the masses

[dontgiveafox]

Some very important questions. Pay attention please.


1) I went to bed the other night wearing pants. And I woke up the next morning with the pants on the floor next to my bed. What do you think happened?

2) I was cuddling with a friend-who-must-not-be-named and he suddenly pinched my nipples without any warning. What does this mean? Should I pinch his nipples back as punishment?

3) Someone shot the accountant leading lady in the drama, and it's the end of the season for a few months and I'm so conflicted and we have to wait now until the next season airs. Worst cliffhanger ever. Who do you think shot her?

A) her ex husband/vampire
B) the ex wife banshee who has come back
C) the coworker whose lusts are expanding beyond the office hours
D) the maniac best friend who's just been possessed by a demon

Comments

[mimic_yuu]

1 and 2 could be sequence.

2)


3) D

[dontgiveafox]

Unfortunately cuddling would've ended if pants were suddenly optional.

Are you implying I found the nipple pinching arousing? That's a bit gross.

[mimic_yuu]

How sure are you of that?


I'm not! I just thought the dudes facial expression were warranted for this question.

[xyzai]

Gross.

[mimic_yuu]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

[knuckling]

1) a succubus crept into your room. maybe your landlady is a succubus?

2) yeah duh. eye for an eye. nip for a nip

3) the coworker option is boring. the exwife option is also boring. so, d.

[dontgiveafox]

1) ... Why would you ask that question. That is a horrifying idea, she's like EIGHTY.

2) Okay. I will blame you when he inevitably turns on me.

3) Not a fan of A?

[equestriantennis]

1. It's the first time I've ever heard of sleep-changing...

2. Cuddling... with a nipple-pinching... friend?

3. I'm not updated with the latest dramas, but let's go with D

[dontgiveafox]

1) Perhaps you do it all the time but you put the clothes back on straight away too, so you never actually know that you're awake and taking clothes off every night.

2) Yes. It was very conflicting. Do you think I should pinch him back on the nipples? Give him a taste for his own medicine?

3) Daring. That was a pretty rollercoaster ride few episodes where they had to try and lock the best friend up. Highly recommend, I had so many emotions.

[gtl_yukimura]

1) You woke up briefly to take them off then went back to bed and because it was such a short period of time forgot that you did it.

2) What did you do to Yagyuu to cause him to do that?

3) C

[dontgiveafox]

1) But why did I take them off? It wasn't particularly hot last night or anything.

2) ... Who said it was Hiroshi?

3) I see I see.

[uzauza]

1) you shifted to a parallel universe where you took them off during the night.

2) probably, yes.

3) all of them at the same time.

[dontgiveafox]

1) Gosh golly, I wonder what I was doing in that parallel universe to be so exciting.

2) ... A very solid answer. Alright. I'll get right on that.

3) No, there was definitely a shadow of a single person in the final frame of the show. It can't be all 4 of them

[cumsquik]

1. You got hot?

2. It means you should work on your speed.

3. Herself from the future!

[dontgiveafox]

Don't you normally just stick a leg out from under the covers if you get hot?

My speed... to get away? To strike back? Do you also think I should pinch his nipples back?

Oh! An interesting suggestion! But wouldn't that create a paradox?

[gomenchai]

... for a moment I really thought this was Tezuka asking questions.

[dontgiveafox]

Would you answer them if it was?

[sanada_g]

I don't understand why you're still in this strange and haunted abode.

[dontgiveafox]

Because the rent is cheap and it's really conveniently located for my job.

[ever_yanagi]

1) Trouser fairies.

2) We have nipple clamps in stock, highly rated.

3) D

[dontgiveafox]

1) Are you a trouser fairy, Renji?

2) I am not going to gift him with nipple clamps! he might get the wrong idea about me.

3) Interesting. People seem very drawn to this theory.

[bana_an_na]

A) sleep walking.

B) You probably deserved it.

C) D

[dontgiveafox]

How concerning. I wonder what else I've done while sleepwalking. What happens if I know how to unpick locks while sleepwalking?

I did not! I did absolutely nothing to deserve being pinched in a rude place like that.

[hiro_shi]

1. Someone was kind enough to divest you of your filthy clothes.

2. It means that you should stop unless you want your friend to do more than just pinch your nipples.

3. D seems to be the most probable one with the way the plot has been moving along.

[dontgiveafox]

1. How are my pyjamas filthy?? They're cute, they have cats on them.

2. I have so many questions. I should stop what? Stop using your plush thighs as a pillow? Stop cuddling you - but how else am I meant to demonstrate my absurd affections for you? And I am simultaneously curious and pants-wettingly terrified about what more you could do.

3. Excellent. I'm so glad you are also following this with me.