A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

[dontgiveafox]

 A girl from one of my classes at uni has asked to come over to my place to study for the exam. How does one tell her:

a) I don't need to study
b) If you come within 50metres of my house, my landlady will probably eat your soul, there's a reason that we live at the top of an isolated hill surrounded by wards
c) I'm legitimately busy all week because certain people have taken time off work because apparently they need to study





PS hiroshi pls bring me tea im dying

Comments

[sanada_g]

I just look at the person sternly and tell them I have other plans. That seems to work fine.

And you should still study.

[dontgiveafox]

Thanks Genichirou for offering to tell her for me. You're such a pal.

Why? It's maths, it's easy.

[sanada_g]

I'm in another country. You will have to do it yourself.

... You better get an A.

Also, why are you still staying with your soul eating landlady?

[dontgiveafox]

You could call her for me. I'll give you her number.

I'll have you know, in my maths subjects at uni, I'm a straight A student.

Because the rent is free? And she cooks well?

[sanada_g]

I doubt she wants me to call her.

Good. Now continue that.

I really don't think free rent and food is worth your soul.

[dontgiveafox]

She really might want to hear your sultry voice on the other side of the phone.

You do realise C's are still degrees, right????

It's pretty good food though, Genichirou. She made me spare ribs the other day that had been marinating in their own deliciousness for 24 hours.