dontgiveafox: (this is how i show affection)
Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:


HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM


A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u
dontgiveafox: (sanada is legit king of the world)
 A girl from one of my classes at uni has asked to come over to my place to study for the exam. How does one tell her:

a) I don't need to study
b) If you come within 50metres of my house, my landlady will probably eat your soul, there's a reason that we live at the top of an isolated hill surrounded by wards
c) I'm legitimately busy all week because certain people have taken time off work because apparently they need to study





PS hiroshi pls bring me tea im dying

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