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Pros of leaving my last exam early:

- Start the holidays earlier
- Don't have to sit and stare at people for an hour and a half doing nothing
- Avoid the post-exam rush out the door
- The sooner I can enjoy yet another homemade strawberry ice lolly
- I can enjoy the panic on other people's eyes as I do the slow walk to the front to leave.

Cons of leaving my last exam early:

- No time to write my lecturer a list of To Read Books on the bottom of my exam to make sure that he has a fun summer holiday
- The aircon in the exam room is really effective and I'd have to leave it
- I've almost perfected another pen spinning technique. Another hour of practise could benefit this
- No post-exam high-five

It's quite a dilemma.

Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:

HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM

A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u

oh my god i think batman banana meant that it was a proper date

what do peop;e do on proper dates??????

????????

A girl from one of my classes at uni has asked to come over to my place to study for the exam. How does one tell her:

a) I don't need to study
b) If you come within 50metres of my house, my landlady will probably eat your soul, there's a reason that we live at the top of an isolated hill surrounded by wards
c) I'm legitimately busy all week because certain people have taken time off work because apparently they need to study

PS hiroshi pls bring me tea im dying

You are in a lab that involves microscopes.

Someone puts their finger underneath so you can't see anything.

What is your response?

a) Laugh awkwardly and tell them to stop
b) Suffer quietly until they stop
c) Punch them in the face
d) Throw the whole microscope at them

Thank you for your participation in this very important survey.

Some very important questions. Pay attention please.

1) I went to bed the other night wearing pants. And I woke up the next morning with the pants on the floor next to my bed. What do you think happened?

2) I was cuddling with a friend-who-must-not-be-named and he suddenly pinched my nipples without any warning. What does this mean? Should I pinch his nipples back as punishment?

3) Someone shot the accountant leading lady in the drama, and it's the end of the season for a few months and I'm so conflicted and we have to wait now until the next season airs. Worst cliffhanger ever. Who do you think shot her?

A) her ex husband/vampire
B) the ex wife banshee who has come back
C) the coworker whose lusts are expanding beyond the office hours
D) the maniac best friend who's just been possessed by a demon

Celebratory Ageing-Day Marui. Congratulations, you're one more year closer to dying.

For your ageing-day, here's a poll for you to enjoy.

A VERY IMPORTANT POLL

It's come to my attention that some people think about other people in loin-tingling ways. This facet of the human psyche is fascinating. Pay attention please.

A question for the masses: WHO MAKES YOUR LOINS TINGLE?

Poll #19826

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 10

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THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT POLL

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ATOBE KEIGO
1 (10.0%)

CHITOSE MIYUKI
0 (0.0%)

FUJI SHUSUKE
1 (10.0%)

HIRAKOBA RIN
0 (0.0%)

HIYOSHI WAKASHI
0 (0.0%)

IBU SHINJI
0 (0.0%)

KAI YUUJIROU
0 (0.0%)

KAMIO AKIRA
0 (0.0%)

KAWAMURA TAKASHI
0 (0.0%)

KITE EISHIROU
0 (0.0%)

KIKUMARU EIJI
0 (0.0%)

KIRIHARA AKAYA
0 (0.0%)

KRAUSER LILIADENT
0 (0.0%)

KUWAHARA JACKAL
0 (0.0%)

MARUI BUNTA
1 (10.0%)

MOMOSHIRO TAKESHI
0 (0.0%)

NIOU MASAHARU
2 (20.0%)

OISHI SHUICHIRO
0 (0.0%)

OSHITARI YUUSHI
0 (0.0%)

SANADA GENICHIROU
0 (0.0%)

SENGOKU KIYOSUMI
0 (0.0%)

SHIRAISHI KURANOSUKE
0 (0.0%)

SHISHIDO RYOU
0 (0.0%)

TACHIBANA AN
0 (0.0%)

TEZUKA KUNIMITSU
1 (10.0%)

TOKUGAWA KAZUYA
0 (0.0%)

YAGYUU HIROSHI
2 (20.0%)

YANAGI RENJI
1 (10.0%)

YUKIMURA SEIICHI
2 (20.0%)

ZAIZEN HIKARU
1 (10.0%)

ALL OF THE ABOVE MY LOINS TINGLE ALL THE TIME
2 (20.0%)

I'M A WUSS AND WILL SAY NONE, MAY MY LOINS BURN WITH THE INTENSITY OF THEIR TINGLING
2 (20.0%)

In the spirit of regaining control over my life as it slides to reach maximum entropy in the upcoming months, I've decided to work on classifying aspects of my life. Since smaller, more manageable chunks are meant to be easier to digest or something.

Rikkai	Cafe Chums	Book Buddies	Girl Pals	Arch-Nemeses
Seiichi	Seiichi	Kunimitsu	Hiroshi	Hiroshi
Hiroshi	Hiroshi			Batman-chan
Genichirou	Akaya			Kunimitsu
Akaya				Fuji
Renji				Oshitari Yuushi
Marui
Jackal

Here is the data represented graphically.

Conclusion: The arch-nemeses group is particularly dangerous. I should stay away from them.

Claim: My landlady is a demon. Or possibly a god whose shrine I've managed to wander into and now live at.

Evidence:

She irons my underwear
She never leaves the house
She's far too emotionally invested in this drama about a vampire and his accountant.
Food just seems to appear randomly
We have a very filled spice rack that never seems to get used
She doesn't seem to sleep. Ever. Or if she does, it's with her eyes open while sitting in the couch.
Strange people like to visit. Sometimes I'm not convinced they can actually see me.
Where does the money for this bookshop actually come from?
She really likes mikans.
She can catch flies with her bare hands.

I laid out salt around the couch and she just stared at me until I cleaned it up. The effectiveness of this was not testable.

Further investigation is needed.

Not dead.

- N

(ooc: Photo from here. It's of a temple near where Rikkai is - Niou was just at home with his family for the past couple of weeks :') )

I found a good book for you.

Is this better than easter bunny Sanada?

(ooc: this is public :'))

I have recently subscribed to a House and Home magazine that's been filled with tips for Spring Cleaning. As a result, I've started rearranging things in my place, in the quest for a New Me through a New, Organised Home for this Spring.

What I've achieved so far:

- Arranged all my books by colour of the spine in a rainbow. I had to throw out all the books with covers that didn't fall into the ROYGBIV categories, particularly the pink and brown ones because they offended me.

- Arranged my spices in order of increasing particle sizes. So I have garlic powder down one end, and garlic granules down the other. It's extremely satisfying.

- Decanted all of my shampoo and conditioner into separate bottles, because apparently this makes them ~classier~. All this has achieved has me being unable to tell them apart, so sometimes I end up with super smooth hair in the morning instead of clean hair because it's bad to follow up conditioner with shampoo.

- Turned my shoes upside down for better storage.

- Stacked items sideways in the pantry instead of vertically. I like to think about the compaction of my food items over time as I pull out the packet of pasta from the bottom of the pile. However, this has saved significant space and now I have space for my daily collection of jagabee.

I have at least 10 more things I want to tackle, I'm feeling so refreshed and organised. Highly recommend. A+