A Concerned Citizen
Apr. 6th, 2018 11:11 am Claim: My landlady is a demon. Or possibly a god whose shrine I've managed to wander into and now live at.
Evidence:
I laid out salt around the couch and she just stared at me until I cleaned it up. The effectiveness of this was not testable.
Further investigation is needed.
Evidence:
- She irons my underwear
- She never leaves the house
- She's far too emotionally invested in this drama about a vampire and his accountant.
- Food just seems to appear randomly
- We have a very filled spice rack that never seems to get used
- She doesn't seem to sleep. Ever. Or if she does, it's with her eyes open while sitting in the couch.
- Strange people like to visit. Sometimes I'm not convinced they can actually see me.
- Where does the money for this bookshop actually come from?
- She really likes mikans.
- She can catch flies with her bare hands.
I laid out salt around the couch and she just stared at me until I cleaned it up. The effectiveness of this was not testable.
Further investigation is needed.