dontgiveafox: (kaidou oh my god why no)
 Claim: My landlady is a demon. Or possibly a god whose shrine I've managed to wander into and now live at.


Evidence:
  • She irons my underwear
  • She never leaves the house
  • She's far too emotionally invested in this drama about a vampire and his accountant.
  • Food just seems to appear randomly
  • We have a very filled spice rack that never seems to get used
  • She doesn't seem to sleep. Ever. Or if she does, it's with her eyes open while sitting in the couch.
  • Strange people like to visit. Sometimes I'm not convinced they can actually see me.
  • Where does the money for this bookshop actually come from?
  • She really likes mikans.
  • She can catch flies with her bare hands.

I laid out salt around the couch and she just stared at me until I cleaned it up. The effectiveness of this was not testable.


Further investigation is needed.

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Yagyuu Masaharu

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