Helpful Niou Hints #1: Law Degree Tums

[dontgiveafox]

Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:


HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM


A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u

Comments

[ever_yanagi]

You can wear an eye mask.

[dontgiveafox]

He'd still try. He knows the exact anatomy of my face.

Maybe if I tried it face down and just hope he likes my hair enough to not chop it off.