Helpful Niou Hints #1: Law Degree Tums

[dontgiveafox]

Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:


HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM


A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u

Comments

[hiro_shi]

Despite the "concerned" tone of this so-called guide, it would be prudent to point out that whoever decides to follow this should know that rather than losing weight, you'll be losing whatever funds or savings you might have to this scam.

Please be warned.


Also, is there any other choice besides yes to the Tanabata?

[ever_yanagi]

You shouldn't judge law students for their tum tums.

[saypassion]

Regardless of your opinion, should you truly judge someone for their "tumtum?" Perhaps there were just a few too many cookies after a late night studying session. Stress will do that to you.

[naniwaspeed]

Or you can embrace that tumtum because it's likely not going to go away until after graduation because yay, being in school forever! ☆ ～('▽^人)