Helpful Niou Hints #1: Law Degree Tums

[dontgiveafox]

Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:


HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM


A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u

Comments

[dontgiveafox]

Again, you have to tell me what you will be expecting. I don't like signing contracts without knowing everything.

[hiro_shi]

Do you think I'd make you do anything you don't like? And aren't you used to surprises yet?

[dontgiveafox]

Not when it involves me doing manual labour. The terms of my employment are pretty solidly laid out, you know. I have a copy of the contract under my mattress.

[hiro_shi]

Fine, I'll write one up and send it to you to check and sign. I feel really disappointed that you don't trust my word alone.

[dontgiveafox]

I'm amazed the law student is telling me to just sign my soul away with nothing in writing. Is this how you will advise future clients?

[hiro_shi]

You can't give away what you don't have, you know. And of course not, but my clients would be sensible enough to trust me to make sure to not cheat them.