Helpful Niou Hints #1: Law Degree Tums

[dontgiveafox]

Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:


HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM


A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u

Comments

[hiro_shi]

How tragic.

...I'll make sure to bring extra for food in case.

[dontgiveafox]

How about you pay for the endeavours and I'll pay for food?

[hiro_shi]

According to your dubious advice, I should share my food with a friend. So for now, consider it my treat as well. Cheers, Niou-kun.

[dontgiveafox]

Gosh golly Hiroshi, you're so generous. I'll have to treat you some other time, then. Maybe with a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.

[hiro_shi]

As long as they're not from my personal stash then I'll be sure to enjoy it.

[dontgiveafox]

Oh. I was going to provide the biscuits, but I was relying on you to provide the tea leaves.

[hiro_shi]

...I expected as much. It's alright, small steps. Soon enough, you'll be providihg your own tea as well.

[dontgiveafox]

I don't really own tea, nor do I really want to buy any. I just drink my landlady's tea. And yours.

[hiro_shi]

Then I'd like to try your landlady's. I've been getting tired of drinking the same brew each day.

[dontgiveafox]

Are you telling me to steal from my landlady.

[hiro_shi]

I didn't say that. It's up to you whichever way you prefer to use in order to procure her tea, but allow me to advise you as your friend that you should just ask her instead of doing anything else. I'm sure she'll be happy to give you some.

[dontgiveafox]

I might have to trade her something for the tea. Like your soul.

[hiro_shi]

She must have some very special tea. I think I'll pass. We can suffer through the same brew again if we'll at least get to keep our souls intact.

[dontgiveafox]

Well I mean, mine isn't in tact. But I can at least save yours from her clutches.

[hiro_shi]

Maybe Sanada-kun is right, Niou-kun. You should probably move out of her place soon.

[dontgiveafox]

But the rent is so affordable. And she records things that are on TV when I'm not home so I don't miss them.

It really is so helpful.

[hiro_shi]

It's only affordable in terms of monetary expenses. You've apparently sold off your soul to her. Whatever rent she's collecting from you is merely chump change at this point.

[dontgiveafox]

Sanada's just crazy. She's actually a really nice old lady. And she's letting me adapt the store into a cat place to keep me entertained.

[hiro_shi]

Alright but if anything strange happens, you should look for another place.

[dontgiveafox]

That's why I have you, isn't it?

[hiro_shi]

Maybe I should start charging you every time you stay over.

[dontgiveafox]

Depends on what rate you're charging. I might have to sleep on the street if it's too expensive.

[hiro_shi]

Don't worry, I accept manual labor and favours as well.

[dontgiveafox]

You'll have to be more specific, Hiroshi. What do you mean by 'manual labour' and 'favours'?

[hiro_shi]

Nothing questionable if that's what you're thinking. Just a few chores here and there.