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Yagyuu Masaharu ([personal profile] dontgiveafox) wrote2018-07-05 09:08 pm

Helpful Niou Hints #1: Law Degree Tums

Since some unsightly bulges have come to my attention during my late night wanderings, I shall present the first in a series of helpful guides:


HOW TO LOSE YOUR LAW DEGREE TUMTUM


A) Make more tea for your best friend! - it will get you moving and will provide a feeling of satisfaction at helping someone out at the end!

B) Go for cat adventures with your best friend! - stimulate your muscles, get that blood pumping! And it's been scientifically proven that looking at sleek, athletic creatures such as cats can get the hormones in your body moving to help slim you down too!

C) Cook your best friend wholesome meals! - Make them healthy! And sharing is caring; you'll eat less that way!

D) Go to Tanabata with your best friend! - pls reply Y/Y thank u
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-21 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I accept manual labor and favours as well.
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-21 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing questionable if that's what you're thinking. Just a few chores here and there.
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-22 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I said nothing questionable, Niou-kun. And besides, if I had any, I could that on my own just fine.
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-22 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
It is. You should report any suspicious activity you find to the police.

Buy me tea perhaps. In exchange for all the ones of mine you've drank.
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-22 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Manual labour it is. I hope you're ready to work for your share of room, Niou-kun.
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-22 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think I'd make you do anything you don't like? And aren't you used to surprises yet?
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-22 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, I'll write one up and send it to you to check and sign. I feel really disappointed that you don't trust my word alone.
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[personal profile] hiro_shi 2018-07-23 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't give away what you don't have, you know. And of course not, but my clients would be sensible enough to trust me to make sure to not cheat them.